The word tabernacle is one of those words that sounds like it should mean something other than its actual meaning. I think it sounds more like a synonym for the word clusterfuck. For example, a news reporter covering a riot might say:
It’s utter chaos down here, Jim. People breaking into buildings, turning over cars… an all out tabernacle of theft and violence.
It would also make the Mormon Tabernacle Choir a hell of a lot more awesome.


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