A friend of mine has a subscription to Out Magazine. I saw a few issues in his bathroom and I confronted him about it and asked why he hasn’t publicly come out. He said that it was just a mistake and he meant to get Outside Magazine, but he must have checked the wrong box on the magazine order form, and he keeps it around because some of the articles are pretty good. I told him that made sense and it made for a pretty funny story. We had a laugh and then I remembered I had forgotten to grab a towel from the bathroom so he could wipe my semen off his face. We shared another good laugh because I can be really forgetful sometimes.
Tasty Tweets
- $1.26 billion worth of pot seized in California. Hopefully they'll sell it to help pay for such a useless operation. 3 months ago
- I don't hate all politicians. I only hate those I see on TV, hear on the radio, and read about in the paper. 3 months ago
- Diarrhea. The bad kind. It's what I've got right now. Like somebody turning on a dirty faucet every time I squat. 3 months ago
- Brock Lesnar is what Hitler had in mind. 4 months ago
- Finally, a sequel is in the works for the Sega Genesis classic Michael Jackson's Moonwalker... Michael Jackson's Heartstopper. 4 months ago
Ego Score
- 461 points.


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