A friend of mine has a subscription to Out Magazine. I saw a few issues in his bathroom and I confronted him about it and asked why he hasn’t publicly come out. He said that it was just a mistake and he meant to get Outside Magazine, but he must have checked the wrong box on the magazine order form, and he keeps it around because some of the articles are pretty good.  I told him that made sense and it made for a pretty funny story.  We had a laugh and then I remembered I had forgotten to grab a towel from the bathroom so he could wipe my semen off his face. We shared another good laugh because I can be really forgetful sometimes.