Just imagine you trekked through a treacherous jungle for weeks with nothing to sustain you but bread and water, all the while climbing the highest mountains and crossing the deepest, disease-ridden rivers, all in order to ask the wisest of all elders the meaning of life, and at the top of the tallest peak after your incredible journey you meet him and discover the elder doesn’t speak a word of English. What would you do? I’d probably throw him off the mountain because there’s not much to do up there and not many people can say they threw a guy off a mountain.
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